Khloé Kardashian Walked Back On Blaming Jordyn Woods For Breaking Her Family Up

The first thing Kris Jenner teaches her spawn (besides “The face you were born with is just a rough draft, sweetie.”) is “ALWAYS keep them sympathetic to your plight”. So, when the public turns on a Kardashian, the Kardashian knows it’s time to course-correct. This is probably why professional wronged party Khloé Kardashian is now tweeting that it’s her swinging dick babydaddy ex Tristan Thompson’s fault that their family broke up not chaste kisser Jordyn Woods.

Jordyn recently sat at Yoda for the millennials (AKA) Jada Pinkett-Smith’s magic red table) and wept with regret over kissing Khloé’s man Tristan. This didn’t ease Khloé’s pique over her sister’s Kylie Jenner’s best friend Jordyn letting Khloé’s bf bid her adieu with his mouth. And as so often happens in reality TV, the woman gets blamed for the whole thing. It takes TWO to create a new storyline for Keeping Up with the Kardashians tango, Khloé! Khlo blamed Jordyn for lying and being the reason why her family is broken up.

“And yes, Tristan put his lips on yours but, but, he put a baby in me so you’re worse! Maybe if YOU had knocked me up, Jordyn, this tale would be told differently!” – Khloé.

Khloé probably thought her legions of fans (those 88.3 Instagram followers can’t ALL be bought-and-paid for, can they?) would be running up the mountain with torches to burn wicked lips witch Jordyn’s castle to the ground. But, as evidenced by the reaction round-up via Elite Daily, Khloé was thought to be ridiculous for blaming one woman’s mouth for the dissolution of her family.

Sensing sympathy for her pain was ebbing, Khloé handed baby True to her noon-to-3pm nanny and got back on her phone (via People).

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