X-rated results of mum’s homemade version of ASOS’s Body Bow are hilarious
ASOS’s red body bow is one of the more daring items listen on the retailer’s website.
The cheeky outfit is no more than two bits of fabric covering the model’s intimate areas with a large bow on the front.
Intrigued by the bold design, one mum decided to try to recreate it as a special treat for her partner on Valentine’s Day.
But Laura’s homemade design doesn’t look quite like the photo listed on ASOS, and she ended up exposing absolutely everything.
It’s so revealing that she was forced to cover her private parts with emojis before she shared the photo on her blog Knee Deep in Life.
She wrote: "GOOGLE GOALS….BE MY VALENTINE ……
"When it’s the night of steaks and blowjobs and you want him to know after all these years you’re still trying to keep the spark alive, but he just watched your vagina swallow 4 inches of his dressing gown cord and he’s just not that hungry anymore.
"Wonky nipples! They’re less like identical twins and more like estranged half sisters who just can’t see eye to eye. S*** happens!
"Valentines is overrated anyway…."
It’s not the first time Laura has had people in stitches recreating looks.
Last year she decided to recreate a photo she saw on Beginning Boutique’s Instagram page, featuring a woman wearing a pair of very revealing high-waisted bikini bottoms and a cropped t-shirt.
The Boutique’s Instagram post was bombarded with comments from unimpressed shoppers, who branded the garment a "vagina flosser".
Laura, who is known for sharing silly snaps and videos online, attempted her best ‘Blue Steel’ after her followers requested she buy the odd bikini and review it for them.
Instead of splashing the cash on the pricey item, she decided to make her own version – using a superhero belt and one of her children’s tops.
She captioned it: "GOOGLE GOALS… FANNY FLOSSING.
"When everyone begs you to buy it, review it and you’re like F*** NO! It’s £50 and it’s January. I can make that s*** work with a superman belt and a kids t-shirt."
"Ain’t no one got any business seeing the other side of that emoji," she continued. "It’s like a hairy angry venus fly trap that smells a bit like piss and old farts."
Just like the Body Bow, Laura had to used emojis to cover her privates.
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