Singletons share the worst chat up lines of all time ahead of Valentine’s Day
WITH LOVE in the air and everyone feeling their most romantic, Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to meet someone new.
However, singletons be warned, you do run the risk of falling victim to some seriously cheesy chat up lines, as these tweets prove.
With February 14 fast approaching, Missguided asked customers to divulge what the worst chat up lines they've ever received.
From the creepy to the downright cringeworthy – these men are the perfect examples of how NOT to chat-up women.
"Rose are red, violets are blue, I'm so glad I slid into your dm's, tonight can I slide into you?"
If Netflix's You is anything to go by, we know men named Joe aren't the best choice of dates 👀
But, hold on to your hats – these chat-up lines get A LOT worse and increasingly more cringey as you scroll through the list.
"Are you an advent calendar? Cuz I want to eat you out every day of the month then forget about you after Christmas"
One of the things everyone looks forward to at Christmas is the chocolate advent calendar, but this guy's comment made us never look at one the same way again. Gross.
"You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop"
If there's anything you'd want to be compared to, it's definitely not the bottom of a laptop
"Let me paint you green & spank you like a disobedient avocado"
I mean we all love avocado – but maybe this guy has taken his love for the fruit a bit TOO far
"D5. Sorry about that, I was just trying to get a snack out of the snack machine"
Well, we'll give the guy an A+ for creativity on this one, he somehow manages to make talking about a snack machine sexy.
“Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!”
10 out of 10 for bringing beauty products into the mix, but a minus one for romance factor.
“Are your legs Nutella cos I’d like to spread em”
Last time we checked palm oil was a big no no, whether that’s in or out of the bedroom.
“Are you a buggy? Because I want to put my kids in you”
Use a condom – that’s all we’re saying
“Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then?”
Well, we don’t know about you but we’d rather have wine.
“Do you like Mexican? Because I’ll wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito”
No offence but genuinely would rather go for the burrito in this instance.
In other relationship news, this woman accidentally sent a brutal text about him to her date.
And we recently revealed ‘whelming’ is the awful new dating trend to look out for.
Plus from Keanu-ing to Paxmanning, here are the new dating trends you need to look out for in 2020.
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